| Movies! |
[Jun. 13th, 2006|03:34 am] |
I love readin' about upcoming movies, even though I don't go to see them to often. Here is a list of a few movies coming up soon that look interesting:
Strangers with Candy (July 7th)
Woo! I used to love the show back when it was on Comedy Central. I know they actually completed this movie a while back, sometime last year, but due to problems with the movie companys, it has just been floating around till now. I defentaly will check this movie out.
Clerks II (July 21)
This movie got a 7 min. standing ovation at the Cannes film festable this year. I read an interview how Kevin Smith would love to do a Dogma II also.
SOAP (Aug. 18)
I just bought the Snakes On A Plane shirt that Sam Jackson was wearing in the MTV Movie awards.
Beerfest (Aug. 25)
It's made by the Super Trooper guys! Problobly the best so-stupid-its-fucking-art movie around.
Idiocracy
Mike Judge's first movie since Office Space! I fuckin' love everything Judge has ever done (Bevis & Butthead, OS, King of the Hill), so I bet this will be awesome.
Jackass: Number Two (Sept. 22)
A guilty pleasure, I know...
Stranger Than Fiction (Oct.)
From IMDB:
RS auditor Harold Crick (Will Ferrell) suddenly finds his every thought and action narrated by a voice in his head. The strange presence soon tells him that events have been set in motion which will result in his imminent death.
Tenacious D in 'The Pick of Destiny' (Nov 17.)
YEAH!
Metal Gear Solid (?)
Snake? Snake?! SNAKKKKEEE?!?!
Teenage Mudant Ninja Turtles! (2007)
The orignal dudes who made the orignal comics are heading up this movie, so I expect it to be a PG-13 movie, with an actual PLOT and awesome ass-kickings.
Movies this year NOT TO SEE OH GOD PLEASE HELP US ALL:
Dead Or Alive
Shitty Fighting video game makes for shitty fighting movie. MEH.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
I just have a really, really horrible feeling about this.
Casino Royale
Fuck the new James Bond. Connery for life!
Rocky Balboa
Rocky V said that if Rocky took one more blow to the head, it would kill him. Unless this movie is an hour and a half of Stalone getting the crap pounded out of him, then no.
World of Warcraft
... At least it isn't been directed by Ewe Boll
Dungen Seige
EWE BOLL ALERT! EWE BOLL ALERT! Why does this guy pick out shitty video games to make shitty movies?
Any stupid CGI movie.
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